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I enjoy writing things with out any purpose. they make no sense and thats why it's funny. follow my instagram @beastwonders1002

Posted on January 16, 2018 by http334beastwonders1002

Beast Wonder

2018 has arrived and the first thing you should do is order the pizza until the spicy nachos reply to your email from nine months ago.
Posted on December 28, 2017 by http334beastwonders1002

Beast Wonder

You can only read the labels of the ancient roads when Miley Cyrus slaps the cheeto dust into the roasting snow forts.
Posted on December 11, 2017 by http334beastwonders1002

Beast Wonder

They say snowmen only wear pants when the sun rises from the sacred oceans.
Posted on December 11, 2017December 11, 2017 by http334beastwonders1002

Beast Wonder

Mountains shall walk the planet when the sand raises his voice to yell at swans of chicken squads.
Posted on December 11, 2017 by http334beastwonders1002

Beast Wonder

It’s okay to clap in shoe stores when you need the moment to scream at the cash register because the public will soon begin to wonder why the pizza expanded.
Posted on December 11, 2017 by http334beastwonders1002

Beast Wonder

You need to start a conversation with your toaster sometimes because the bread doesn’t lie to the window unless if the barbecue runs to the sauce.
Posted on December 11, 2017 by http334beastwonders1002

🐇Beast Wonder

It’s Easter everyday when the bunny screams for the hills because the chicken ate the lawnmower before the song played to the special eggs of the chocolate toucans from Saturday.
Posted on December 11, 2017 by http334beastwonders1002

Beast Wonder

The wind blows when the clementine calls you from miles and miles of earth because the penguin is destined to see your waffles fly tomorrow after school.
Posted on December 11, 2017 by http334beastwonders1002

Beast Wonder

It doesn't matter if your potato is missing because the shoe will eventually find it in the next fifteen years.
Posted on November 28, 2017 by http334beastwonders1002

Beast Wonder

The butter cried to the treetops when the coffee whispered the instructions on the day the leaves flew into your uncle, but why does the moon refuse the casserole? 

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