When will the clementines learn that you can only make the muffins scream if you let the horse eat the party balloons before the limbo arrives under the stairs at night.
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The soda was only special to the piano keys when Barbie farted on That’s So Raven because she wanted to let you’re household know about the special clock in your ceiling.
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Don't go skipping into the seven seas when the dog starts roaring to the south of your special shoe store
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Can you hear the rice running home from a pillow fight in the sky? Because it's time to yell at the marshmallows at noon.
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It's never too late to throw a book at the nearest watermelon because sometimes you can hear the pumpkins frolic through nature with a glass of Skittles.
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Bugs are only scary from the outside because they look weird according to the duck of mythical fortunes because the radio fried.
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Earth Day is coming and that means its time to tell your lightbulbs the truth about throwing lime stones into the wind of ancient pudding.
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Before it was National coffee day, and now it's National fart day, but that is only because you are meant to slap the hummus when the relish is dry.
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Some books are meant to glide over the city of decafe
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you can only trust your special tea cup when the scones are freshly tossed into the dining room. #nationalteaday
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